Amusing Death
Death: Fancy meeting you here!
Me: Whaaa?! HEY! This is MY dream and really that should have been MY line!
Death: Oh don't be so uptight who cares who says the line?
Me: Well, I do, because it's MY dream! And I'm not uptight, I'm clearly relaxed otherwise I wouldn't be asleep and wouldn't be dreaming.
Death(sarcastically): ooooh how clever!
Me(ignoring that): So what brings you here anyway? I'm pretty certain I didn't have any underlying wish to see you anytime soon before I fell asleep.
Death: Well, I thought I'd pay you a visit.
Me: And.....?
Death: What? Can't I just visit with no ulterior motives?
Me: Riiiight. Sure you can.
Death (frowning): Your words are positive but your tone speaks otherwise. It always amazes me how you manage to make positive words sound so disagreeable.
Me: Well, I guess I have a gift. So stop skirting the issue and answer my question already.
Death: (sighs) It's rather complicated actually, I was just walking around minding my own business when I just happen to see that you were dreaming and though I'd come by because I was along the way anyway and you know you never really know when your subconscious calls to me and everything (breathes) and here I am!
Me: In other words, you missed me and wanted to come by to chat.
Death: Weeell....if you insist.
Me: Hah! I should just ignore you now.
Death: Oh come on! You know you don't want to.
Me: And if I really do?
Death (pouts): Look at this face, why would you wanna hurt this face?
Me (laughs): Ok ok alright already anything but that!
Death: (still pouting) Are you sure? Because I can hold this.
Me: Yes yes I'm sure. So what didja wanna talk about?
Death: Hmmm what's up with you?
Me: Oh nothing much apart from the fact that you're taking away all my friends and family and people that I love.
Death: Well you know the deal.
Me: Yeah. So when's it my turn already?
Death: Do you really want to know?
Me: No, not really. There's isn't much point to knowing is there? Some things will just have to be left undone and one will just have to go with some regrets. Otherwise it wouldn't be living at all would it?
Death: In a way. You've gotten wiser since the last time.
Me: Have I? Hmmm maybe it's got to do with growing older you think?
Death: My my, such sarcasm in one so young!
Me: Well, I learnt from the best!
Death: Oh I'm flattered.
Me: I didn't say it was you.
Death: That's ok you don't have to.
Me: Well, there goes humility...out the window...bye bye humility!
Death (giggles): You're too much! I can't wait to come get you.
Me: Please, take your time, no hurry.
Death: Oh so now you don't want to die?
Me: (wry smile) Can't say I don't, can't say I do.
Death: Something happened?
Me: Not really. It's just a realisation. You only want to live when there are things worth living for, but then even when there aren't things worth living for, you find that you don't have any reason to die either.
Death: So you've found something worth living for?
Me: Well, I'm not sure about that, but there are things that have made my heart pound in my chest and the sun shine through the clouds. Though most of the time, I still live in pain and misery.
Death: You know you always have a choice.
Me: I know. I just don't want to make it.
Death: So you would exist in such a state just because you're afraid of making the wrong choice?
Me: Hmmm there will never really be a right choice for me because any one that I choose will automatically become the wrong one because that's human nature in a way.
Death: Were they giving out cynicism or something at the last party?
Me: Dunno, were they giving out sarcasm at the one you were at?
Death: Touche!
Me: (sticks out my tongue at Death)
Death: Do you want to muse some more or shall we start playing cards already?
Me: Why do we always play cards you think?
Death: How should I know? We could always play checkers or chess.
Me: Nah! Checkers are for old people and I ain't that old yet also, I don't know how to play chess.
Death: Well, I could teach you.
Me: No thanks I might get so bored that I wake up.
Death: (puzzled silence)
Me: Some people just can't appreciate good humour.
Death: ....
Me: So deal the cards already.
Death: They aren't playing cards.
Me: Yes, I know. We're playing UNO!
Death: You're strange you know that.
Me: Yes and you just can't get enough.
Death: What were you saying about humility?
Me: Just deal already and no cheating!
Me: Whaaa?! HEY! This is MY dream and really that should have been MY line!
Death: Oh don't be so uptight who cares who says the line?
Me: Well, I do, because it's MY dream! And I'm not uptight, I'm clearly relaxed otherwise I wouldn't be asleep and wouldn't be dreaming.
Death(sarcastically): ooooh how clever!
Me(ignoring that): So what brings you here anyway? I'm pretty certain I didn't have any underlying wish to see you anytime soon before I fell asleep.
Death: Well, I thought I'd pay you a visit.
Me: And.....?
Death: What? Can't I just visit with no ulterior motives?
Me: Riiiight. Sure you can.
Death (frowning): Your words are positive but your tone speaks otherwise. It always amazes me how you manage to make positive words sound so disagreeable.
Me: Well, I guess I have a gift. So stop skirting the issue and answer my question already.
Death: (sighs) It's rather complicated actually, I was just walking around minding my own business when I just happen to see that you were dreaming and though I'd come by because I was along the way anyway and you know you never really know when your subconscious calls to me and everything (breathes) and here I am!
Me: In other words, you missed me and wanted to come by to chat.
Death: Weeell....if you insist.
Me: Hah! I should just ignore you now.
Death: Oh come on! You know you don't want to.
Me: And if I really do?
Death (pouts): Look at this face, why would you wanna hurt this face?
Me (laughs): Ok ok alright already anything but that!
Death: (still pouting) Are you sure? Because I can hold this.
Me: Yes yes I'm sure. So what didja wanna talk about?
Death: Hmmm what's up with you?
Me: Oh nothing much apart from the fact that you're taking away all my friends and family and people that I love.
Death: Well you know the deal.
Me: Yeah. So when's it my turn already?
Death: Do you really want to know?
Me: No, not really. There's isn't much point to knowing is there? Some things will just have to be left undone and one will just have to go with some regrets. Otherwise it wouldn't be living at all would it?
Death: In a way. You've gotten wiser since the last time.
Me: Have I? Hmmm maybe it's got to do with growing older you think?
Death: My my, such sarcasm in one so young!
Me: Well, I learnt from the best!
Death: Oh I'm flattered.
Me: I didn't say it was you.
Death: That's ok you don't have to.
Me: Well, there goes humility...out the window...bye bye humility!
Death (giggles): You're too much! I can't wait to come get you.
Me: Please, take your time, no hurry.
Death: Oh so now you don't want to die?
Me: (wry smile) Can't say I don't, can't say I do.
Death: Something happened?
Me: Not really. It's just a realisation. You only want to live when there are things worth living for, but then even when there aren't things worth living for, you find that you don't have any reason to die either.
Death: So you've found something worth living for?
Me: Well, I'm not sure about that, but there are things that have made my heart pound in my chest and the sun shine through the clouds. Though most of the time, I still live in pain and misery.
Death: You know you always have a choice.
Me: I know. I just don't want to make it.
Death: So you would exist in such a state just because you're afraid of making the wrong choice?
Me: Hmmm there will never really be a right choice for me because any one that I choose will automatically become the wrong one because that's human nature in a way.
Death: Were they giving out cynicism or something at the last party?
Me: Dunno, were they giving out sarcasm at the one you were at?
Death: Touche!
Me: (sticks out my tongue at Death)
Death: Do you want to muse some more or shall we start playing cards already?
Me: Why do we always play cards you think?
Death: How should I know? We could always play checkers or chess.
Me: Nah! Checkers are for old people and I ain't that old yet also, I don't know how to play chess.
Death: Well, I could teach you.
Me: No thanks I might get so bored that I wake up.
Death: (puzzled silence)
Me: Some people just can't appreciate good humour.
Death: ....
Me: So deal the cards already.
Death: They aren't playing cards.
Me: Yes, I know. We're playing UNO!
Death: You're strange you know that.
Me: Yes and you just can't get enough.
Death: What were you saying about humility?
Me: Just deal already and no cheating!